professional spammers

If you'd like to spam that lovely little site of yours, you come here and only here. We don't really have many rules. If you post twice, we'll post twice, end of story. Of course, don't take this and post five times in the same day. A month or two apart is fine, though, or an accidental re-post. Affiliates must have our banner up, but ads need only have a guest-friendly advertising board.
Guest friendly!